“Symphony” is the name of the pump
for the breast
Hook yourself on
It does the rest
I’m not a musical type
I’ve been told
Until now
while Symphony grabs hold
It doesn’t get old
Hearing the duet
Of the set
A veritable minuet
The pump sings
While it brings
The whoosh and the pull
The boobs don’t feel full
If you haven’t a baby
It’s the best to be done
And at 1 in the morning
It can be strangely fun
for the breast
Hook yourself on
It does the rest
I’m not a musical type
I’ve been told
Until now
while Symphony grabs hold
It doesn’t get old
Hearing the duet
Of the set
A veritable minuet
The pump sings
While it brings
The whoosh and the pull
The boobs don’t feel full
If you haven’t a baby
It’s the best to be done
And at 1 in the morning
It can be strangely fun
Note: I am strongly medicated.
5 comments:
THANK GOODNESS for those things. Go Pumping!
oh my. lol.
HA! I was using that very pump while reading this. It's a great friend of mine. Thanks for the laughs.
Woah, girl!
HA!
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